oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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