We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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