As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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