they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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