this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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