Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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