CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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