GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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