I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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