But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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