I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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