She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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