I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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