he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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