Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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