): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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