Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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