i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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