In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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