we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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