we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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