Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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