I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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