I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Enjoy the penises
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
