I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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