Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kiss
Puke
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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