i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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