i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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