Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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