normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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