lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he puts the penis in happiness.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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