i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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