Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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