How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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