I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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