Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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