I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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