yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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