have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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