We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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