so that wasnt chicken after all
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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