tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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