theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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