Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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