yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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