I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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