I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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