That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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