please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
how drunk are you?
Several
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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