He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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