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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
