but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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