You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Watching her eat just hurts me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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