So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
